If you're feeling kinda low, just remember that you're not 

Mitch McConnell, and that should brighten your day.

When you think the news is too depressing, you 

can always remember the Hindenburg Disaster.

While Minneapolis cops were strategically deflating

tires, COVID-19 was strategically deflating the

economy.

Got Religion?

We Are Turning the Corner and Our Ratings 

Are Higher Than Monday Night Football!

Herbert Hoover Has Risen from the Grave

Trump has that Hoobert Heever look, don't you think?

What a Laffer!

Adventures in Aestheticism #135

Observers say the 'Magical Depressionism' phase of 

Jeb's presidential campaign began when Barb started

 to look worried.

Feeling depressed? 

Consider this scenario: McCain wins in 2008, 

wins again in 2012, and has just kicked the

 bucket. Vice President Palin is being sworn in. 

Feeling better?

"My book on the financial crisis of 2008 will be this

thick and only I and my editor will ever read it from

cover to cover."

Here is how you can help Larry Winget survive 

'Blue Monday', the most depressing day of the 

year:  buy one of his books.

The news that more Americans die from suicide than from 

car crashes was so depressing that more people started

to drive recklessly believing they could beat the odds.

Magical Depressionism #25

Herbert Hussein O'Hoover

Magical Depressionism #22

Author of Study Showing That 'Depression Can Be

Good for You' Leaps from Golden Gate Bridge

Just in time for Christmas!  These new spectacles

will help you find your Rose-Colored Glasses

when you accidentally mislay them and start
feeling depressed.

Last year's CBLPI 'Great American Conservative Women'

were draped in furs.  This year, they're dressed in widow's

weeds.  Times are tough all over. 

Magical Depressionism #13

Drop in Crime Rate Forces Justice League Layoffs

Feeling a bit down in the mouth, Bunky? Why not

try a Baconator Triple?