He was on the verge of thinking a kind thought about

John McCain.  Then Sarah Palin hit the stage.

What if Barack Obama had called an ABC News reporter

 'a sleaze' in 2008?  It's highly unlikely he would be 

President Obama eight years later.

Feeling depressed? 

Consider this scenario: McCain wins in 2008, 

wins again in 2012, and has just kicked the

 bucket. Vice President Palin is being sworn in. 

Feeling better?

"As John Paul Jones said, 'I have not yet begun to lose!'"

"Country First?  Ha!  John McCain

First?  Get real!  It's always been

Ed Harris First!"

Mitt Romney may have finally crossed the line 

when he began claiming he had won the 

2008 presidential election.

Asked why she lost in 2008, Palin snapped, “I wasn’t the top of

the ticket!" When asked why she lost in 2012, Palin snapped,

"I was the top of the ticket!"

Looking back, Obama '08 was pretty funny.

A new study theorizes that what ultimately made the difference
in the outcome of the 2008 presidential election was the way
the two candidates crossed their legs: John McCain frequently
crossed his legs like a woman while Barack Obama always
crossed his legs like a man.

Aftershocks of the Obama earthquake in the United

States are still being felt worldwide.

“We are currently in — or the National Bureau of Economic

Research will shortly determine we’re in — a recession. Also,

Barack Obama won — or the National Bureau of Economic

Research will shortly determine Barack Obama won — the

election in a landslide.”

Well put, Howard!

Ruminating over the election results, Fred Barnes said,

"We have a center-right country, and now we can be more right

than center, and I think it's moved a little to the center from the

right, but we're definitely going to have a center-left Washington."

Just a hunch, but unless you don't mind getting lost, it would

probably be inadvisable to ask Fred for driving directions,

especially right after he pulls his head out of his ass.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Barack Obama,

the next President of the United States."

The Electorate As a Little Girl

If the sky falls tomorrow, John McCain is ready.

Retailers say they still have a lot of this wine on the shelf.

It's November 1, only three days until the election. Has

anybody seen the President or Vice President lately?

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on the Presidential Election