When you watch Percy Helton do his thing in Wicked Woman,

you are reminded that the year 1954 was long, long ago.

Neither a RINO [Republican In Name Only] 

Nor a WINO [Woman In Name Only] Be

"Comparing Kayleigh McEnany to Jen Psaki is like 

comparing a clearance box of Franzia to a Chateau 

Margaux 1787."

There's nothing quite like wetting your whistle at 45 Wine

and Whiskey, the new bar in Trump Tower named after

the world's most famous teetotaler.

The Wine Listener

It's National Wine Day!

Soon to Be a Major Motion Picture!

From the Infancy Gospel of Mogen David

As we know, Trump never drinks . . . wine.

Why the Last Supper Took So Long

Teetotaler-in-Chief Declares ‘American Wine Is

 Better Than French Wine’

It's Champagne Popsicles Day!

If she were a bottle of wine, Sarah Huckabee Sanders

would be Ripple.

Like Dracula, Trump never drinks wine.

"I know you're not drinking.  You never do."

The Gospel of Jesus's 13th Disciple, 

the Great Physician

The Unexpurgated Bible #149

After the wedding in Cana, Jesus performed his 

second miracle, turning wine into water.

"I never drink . . . wine."

In the Kitchen with Chef Wüsthof at the Bates Motel

If you're drinking Ripple, the correct answer is 

probably 'Yes'.