With an approval rating of only 41%, Trump's marriage 

to America will skip the Honeymoon stage and go 

directly to Disillusionment, Misery, and Filing the 

Paperwork.

Were the Rockettes rehearsing for Trump's inauguration,

or were they audtioning for Monty Python's 'Silly Walks'

sketch?

"You were supposed to kiss the frog, Donald,

not swallow it!"

Trump Says U.S. Would ‘Outmatch’ Rivals in a New 

Nuclear Christmas Tree Race

With the new Amazon PrimeNow delivery option, your 

merchandise arrives two days before you order it.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #673

Steven Hotze

Mount Gaspmore

The Unexpurgated Bible #146

"For it is written, 'Vengeance is mine; I will repay', 

saith the Trump."

"Did you get a Christmas letter from Putin?"

"No."

"Loser!"

Little Known Fact #65

Tucker Carlson looks good in thigh-high boots.

Ted Cruz's cat learns the hard way that Bromhidrosis and 

Stinkfoot are one and the same.

Felix Navidad

“I know words, I have the best words. I have the best, 

but there is no better word than 'reprehensible'. Yes,

Carl Paladino is reprehensible."

Trippple Nippples Still Waiting for Invitation to Perform

at Trump's Inaugural Ball

'I Saw Mommy Kissing Carl Paladino 

Underneath the Mistletoe Last Night'

(And She's Been Dead Since 1968)

The Taming of Notorious P.I.G.

Trump's festering gob is really quite terrifying.

Scientists Announce First Successful 

Human-Jellyfish Hybrid

The Dan Patrick Memorial Comfort Station

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree

Each shining light

Each silver bell

No one alive spreads cheer so well.

First there was the Missile Gap.  Then came the Mineshaft

Gap. Now we have a MAD (Mutual Assured

Destruction) Gap.

Would you buy a used 'charitable' foundation from this 

man?

Warm Scuzzies #718

Dan Kirby

Build a Better Mouthtrap and the Mice Won't Know 

What Devoured Them

With no experience in their respective departments, Trump's 

cabinet is made up of conveniently interchangeable parts.

Trump Calls for Expanded Nuclear Arsenal

"Kellyanne, when did you first realize that beauty sleep

helps repair sagging skin?"

In his arthropodal nightmares, Mike Cernovich is chased

 by Centipedophiles and Millipedophiles.

"How does 'Surgeon-General Bornstein' sound?"

You can tell Trump is still smarting from the fact that 

a woman beat him in a popularity contest.

Trump pulls the plug on the 'cute' Drain the Swamp slogan

and shirts swamp the drain.

"Is it true, Dr. Bornstein, that as soon as a new patient lays 

eyes on you, he starts singing, 'I Don't Need No Doctor'?"

Entrée at Trump's Inaugural Dinner

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #152

Uday and Qusay Have Risen from the Grave

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind. 

                                                   

                                                            --- Joseph Stilwell

"I'm not a gropey old man.  I'm only 76!"

Old Kaintuck Goes on Anti-Immigrant Tirade, Cusses

in Bad English

As Weird Al might sing, "Look what I bought on 

eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!"

Which Trump will be next on the auction block?

A private Lap Dance with Melania for 

$500,000?

Vladimir Putin and His Kentucky Kabin Boy

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #672

Bill Chumley

Trump and His SS (Scheissesturmers)

Trump Calls Turkish Assassin, 'Radical Islamic Terrorist',

ISIS Surrenders Unconditionally

Mick Mulvaney (R-SC) Forms Alliance with the John

Birch Society to Determine If President Eisenhower 

Was an Agent of the Communist Conspiracy

Will history record that World War III started in an

art gallery?

"Remember when I said, 'The election is being rigged 

by corrupt media. Total losers!' Well, they're still

corrupt, but these losers are now kissing my ass with

a smile!"

Documents Show Tillerson Has Even Closer Ties to

 Russia Than Previously Thought; Tillerson and Putin 

Enjoy Dancing Cheek to Cheek

Sign of the Times #69

Kiddie Pool for Sale

The Smirker wasn't necessarily Batman's most 

fearsome foe, but he was definitely the most

unbearable.

The child instinctively knew that Santa Claus was just

another Reality TV star, like Donald Trump.