Warm Scuzzies #429

Tony Makris

The Unexpurgated Bible #92

“And when you pray, you must not be like

 the hypocrites; for they love to kneel on their 

knee pads in front of the White House, that 

they may be seen by men. Truly, I say to you, 

they have received their reward."

Senator Cruz Vows to Keep Talking to God for as Long as

 He Can Keep His Head Bowed and His Eyes Closed

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #24

Guido Barilla

Rube Goldberg Machine

Jonah Goldberg Machine

The Tough Coughs as He Ploughs the Dough

Robert Ben-Douche, CEO of PIG

Big Tex, 2013

Big Mex, 2033

Stacey Rambold Deeply Scarred by

30-Day Jail Sentence for Rape

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #521

Dean Young

The GOP Mascot After Ted Cruz Teabagged It for

Twenty-One Hours

Doctor Saves Choking Woman with Pocket Knife, 

Ignores Choking Woman without Pocket Knife

Glow-in-the-Dark Wild Boars Now Overrunning Fukushima

World's Worst Yobs #293

Dylan Byers

The Mothers of Invention didn't just have the Beatles in

mind when they produced 'We're Only In It for the

Money'.  They were also thinking of Ted Cruz.

Senator Cruz Debates His Alter Ego for 21 Hours, 

Both Sides Declared Losers

If even Peter King says Ted Cruz is engaging in 'governmental 

terrorism', you know what an anti-American subversive the 

Texas Teahadist really is.

Ted Geisel, a Liberal Democrat and Fan of FDR,

Reading Dr. Seuss Stories to Ted Cruz

Cruz Vows to Speak Until 'People Are No Longer Able 

to Stand Him'

The iPot 5C, the Latest Advance in 

Smartprivy Technology

Yes, you could tell from the look on Robert Benmosche's 

face that hayseeds with pitchforks and hangman's 

nooses really were coming to get him.

"At the Cruz, at the Cruz,

Where I first saw the light,

and the burden of my heart rolled away,

It was there by faith I received my sight,

and now I am happy all the day."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #23

Superintendent Richard Como

Two Yohos

Two Ho Hos

Is there a law that says, "In order to be a NeoNazi,

you must be ugly"?

Does anyone know if FU*K is pronounced the same as

F*CK?

Mountain Dew Mouth: 

If the Acids Don't Get You, the Sugar Will

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #85

Invasion of the Baby Snatchers