Do you prefer your burger cooked Medium Rare

or Well Done?

"Extraordinary!" exclaimed the Burgermaster.

  "Extraordinary!"

Cam Newton, Babe Magnet

"Politically motivated?  No, I'm culinarily motivated?"

Chefs in the District of Columbia were relieved to learn

today there are no 'Gazpacho Police' rounding them

up.  What Marjorie Taylor Greene meant to say

was that Nancy Pelosi had sent 'Gestapo Police' to

spy on members of Congress.

The Inflatable Rubber Pan was designed to fry only one

 egg at a time.

Rudy Giuliani's goose is not cooked yet, but it's looking

more and more that it will be just in time for Christmas.

Casual Fido Day

Cannibal Cookery Made Easy

Kevin Brady:  The Smell of a Roasting Meathead

Essential Reading for Executioners and

Other Immolation Professionals

Americans wanted to know.  Now they do.

Sebastian Gorka Doing His Impression of Vincent Price Doing

His Impression of the Iron Chef

Ask a Culinarian

NRA's Financial Woes Force Firearm Advocacy

 Organization to Sell Smoking Gun BBQ Grill

Matthew Whitaker, or

Crackpot in a Crockpot

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Tickets to the Michael Cohen Wicked Witch Weenie Roast 

Selling Like Hotcakes!

Don't let your Alabama cook too long or it

will turn into a scorched image of Roy Moore 

that's virtually impossible to remove.

Just in Time for Thanksgiving!