Basic Training for Media Bashers

So Corny, So Doggy, So Corny Doggy!

Cracker Barrel's Impossible Sausage Comes from 

Impossible Pigs

Mike Pompeo's new svelte profile reflects

his hearty appetite for scrambled eggs and 

chicken sausage.

"Is that Josh Gottheimer?"

"No, it's some other Centrist Hot Dogger."

Alex and Alexie Frank

We all live in Johnsonville nowadays.

Margherita Pepperoni Gets Married

The 1950s are believed by many to be the

Golden Age of Freudianism.

Don't Bring Phallic Symbols to a Knife Fight

It would appear that the coronavirus has taken the whirl

out of Kayleigh McEnany's signature sausage-curl hairdo.

Breakfast Is the Happiest Meal of the Day

"I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener

that is what I'd truly like to be.

And if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener

everyone would be in love with me."

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and 

gorgeousity made flesh!"

Hot Dog Boat: It's What's for Dinner

It's just an urban legend that Elon Musk

invented the Self-Dressing Hot Dog.

A Portrait of Laura Ingraham as Rope Sausage

Tickets to the Michael Cohen Wicked Witch Weenie Roast 

Selling Like Hotcakes!

Mary Fallin, the Too-Good-to-Hurry Pure Pork Sausage,

Sez: "Teachers in Oklahoma are like 'a teenage kid that 

wants a better car'.

Have you tried the Laura Ingraham Edition of

Johnsonville Turkey Smoked Sausage?