One of these days, Internet traffic will be nothing more than 

Insult Generators, Meme Generators, Op-Ed Generators, 

and Speech Generators talking to each other.

Basic Training for Media Bashers

Trump Calls Pence a ‘Human Conveyor Belt’

Trump is so frustrated by his Twitter ban he's sending

out his insults by Carrier Pigeon.

Yes, with the Trump Insult-o-Matic, the days of labor-intensive 

scaling, cutting and gutting your political opponents are over!

The Emperor's New Tat

"Keep in mind, Senator Kennedy, when I said, 'It must 

suck for you to be that dumb', I meant no disrespect."

Anyone who says a nation of 80 million people should be 

'obliterated' makes Hitler and Stalin look like

good time charlies.

Hey, let's all follow Trump's example and 

call each other names, shall we?

Trump Does His 'Sleepy Joe' Biden

Impression During the Queen's

State Banquet Address

The problem with Kim Trump-un's Biden insults is not that 

they are insulting; it's that they are so junior high.

Joe Biden Denies He's Ever Made a Cat Laugh

Ben Domenech 'Unplagiarizes' Scurrilous Seth Meyers Tweets

 by Deleting Them

Meghan McCain's husband says Seth Meyers is an

"untalented piece of shit who only has his job because he

regularly gargled Lorne Michaels’ balls." If you've heard

this insult before, it's probably because Ben Domenech is

one of the most talented plagiarizers on the Internet.

Local Trumpnik has something between his ears:

meat.

"But look ye, Starbuck, what is said in heat,

That thing unsays itself."

Kellyanne Conway to Jim Acosta: "You're a smartass!"

Jim Acosta to Kellyanne Conway:  "Better a smartass

than a dumbass like you."

Close Encounter of the Trumpnik Kind

Hors de Combat

Orange Julius Caesar hasn't insulted you yet?  Be patient:

he'll eventually get around to you.