World's Worst Jobs #159

Jim Jordan Fact Checker

Trump Proving to Reporters on Live Television

He Can Still Walk Away from the Facts

Larry Kudlow Sez: "At the time I made the statement that 

COVID-19 was contained, the facts were contained, also.”

In Kellyanne Conway's world of alternative facts,

it is true that Stephen Miller uses Midas Touch

Spray-On Hair.

Close Encounter of the Trumpnik Kind

Sean Hannity Joins Kellyanne Conway in

War on Facts

SNL's Laura Ingraham says, "Feel Facts are not technically

 facts, but just feel true." For example, 'Laura Ingraham is

a braying jackass' is a Feel Fact.

All That Is Solid Melts Into Air

In the World of Alternative Facts, Kellyanne Conway's

face sank a thousand ships. 

Kellyanne Conway Sez: “But look, Americans are their 

own fact checkers.” (Uh, the folks at PolitiFact are 

Americans, too.)

Fact-checking Ted Cruz is like asking Pinocchio, 

"Got wood?"

Alt-Left is an Alt-Fact in the Alt-Universe Trump inhabits.

His Feet Shod with the Boots of 

Truthiness and Wielding the

Club of Alternative Facts

Kellyanne's Choice

What Kellyanne Conway Read as a Child

Things change. It used to be that the opposite of

 true was false. Now the opposite of true is Trump.

"If the news doesn't confirm what we already believe,

it's Fake News!"

The Potrzebie Prize #29

Paul Ryan Receives 'Four Pinocchios' from The Fact

Checker for Yarn About the Brown Paper Bag

A Trumpnik Manifesto

Is it a fact there is a penis museum in Iceland? Well,

if Trump says there is, there is; but if Trump says

there isn't, there isn't.