Liz Cheney Takes a Hit for the Sins of Orange Julius Caesar

Mark Zuckerberg Welcomes the Month of Caesar Augustus

"Hail, Emperor, those who are about to die salute you!"

Fellow Floridian Disses Orange Julius Caesar

F. Scott Fitzgerald famously wrote, "There are no

second acts in American lives."  But he never 

met Orange Julius Caesar.

On September 9, 2000, Fidel Castro delivered a speech

 in New York City which lasted 4 hours and 16 minutes.

And he didn't slur a single word.  Top that,

Orange Julius Caesar!

Royal Tru-Orange

Will Electile Dysfunction keep Trump from 

screwing America for four more years?

Trump Sez:  "To be honest with you, 

I have to get rid of judges.”

Caligula, Jr.

Orange Julius Caesar hasn't insulted you yet?  Be patient:

he'll eventually get around to you.

Render Unto Caesar the Things That Are Caesar's

Caesar Hemorrhoidus Maximus

The Leader of the Free World Meets 

Orange Julius Caesar

If the tape which reveals Ryan dissing Donald Trump five

 months ago is 'ancient history', what does he call The Ides 

of March in 44 BC?

Suetonius had it all wrong: Julius Caesar wasn't

stabbed to death; he died from lead poisoning.

Will Donald Trump adopt Kanye West the way Julius

Caesar adopted Octavius?

Render to Chaesar the Things 

That Are Chaesar's

In ancient Rome, August meant 'Supreme

Dignity'. In Texas, August means 'Hotter

than Hell!'

The Tetrarchy of Orange Julius Caesar