Coronavirus: "Little Ron, little Ron, let us come in!"

DeSantis:  "Not by the mask on my chinny chinny chin!"

Dan Crenshaw's new children's book,

Fame, Blame, and the Raft of Shame,

is believed to be scarier than Little 

Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks and

the Three Bears, and the Three

Little Pigs combined.

If the Fairy Godmother had given Cinderella

a pair of Selfie Shoes, Prince Charming might

never have entered the picture.

Why does the 'global cabal of Satan-worshipping child sex 

traffickers' keep postponing the apocalypse?  Is this just

part of the plan?

Rapunzel Lets Down Her Hair

Hans Christian Andersen's Cat

How to Wolf-Proof the Homeland

Whiteworld #82

On the Road with Snow White

The Boy Who Cried 'Wolf!' Grows Up

Grim Fairy Tales #9

Will Tinker Bell get hammered?

The Emperor's New Tat

"Mirror, mirror on the wall,

Who's the fairest of them all?"

Like homeless people, Internet trolls live 

under the bridge over which we pass 

as we saunter along the Information 

Superhighway.

Grim Fairy Tales #8

Was it the wolf in 'Little Red Riding Hood' or the

wolf in 'The Three Little Pigs'?

A New Wrinkle on the Hans Christian Andersen Classic

Grim Fairy Tales #7

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Dana Loesch, NRA Street Vendor

WATCH LIVE: Sarah Huckabee Sanders

 Delivers Today's White House Fantasies, 

Fables, and Fabrications at 3 PM ET

Froggie Goes a Courtin' in a Fairytale Carriage

"Fairest one of all? Ha! I ain't no magic mirror and

you ain't no Snow White!"