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When Costume Jewelry Goes Too Far

For some people, like Tom Sachs, the meaning of life is

 to make the world's most boring shoe.

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the 3rd Dynasty of the Old Kingdom 

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between

a Communist and an Anti-Communist.

It's only 128 days until you can join the New York Young

Republican Club's 110th Annual Gala, featuring

Jack Posobiec and Marjorie Taylor Greene.  Put on your

dancing shoes!

Shushi.  It's What's for Lunch.

He had lived for the day when he told Trump,

"You can kiss my foot!"

Joe Scarborough Sez:  "These poor, feckless, weak, 

cowardly guys, like Lindsey Graham, go down and 

shine Donald Trump's shoes. It's just -- it's unbelievable."

If the jackboot fits, Tom, wear it.

These are Unicorn Boots.  Wearing them

is what caused Unicorns to become extinct.

What Imelda Marcos was to shoes Kyrsten Sinema 

is to dresses. (Marcus reportedly owned 3,000 pairs 

of shoes; how many dresses Sinema owns has not yet 

been disclosed.)

Jesus walked on water.  You can walk on Holy Water.

Remember Joni Ernst's Camo Pumps?

"Put on your hi-heel sneakers

Lord, we goin' out tonight."

If the Fairy Godmother had given Cinderella

a pair of Selfie Shoes, Prince Charming might

never have entered the picture.

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"And your feet shod with the preparation

 of the gospel of peace." Ephesians 6:15

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