Being green comes in handy on 

Saint Patrick's Day.

German Chancellor Olaf Scholz Understands

Abstract Expressionism

ISIS Terrorist Sports Clever and Stylish 

Döner Kebab Camouflage Uniform

Remember Joni Ernst's Camo Pumps?

Going outdoors is risky, so don't forget your cammies.

Melania's camouflage dress rendered her almost invisible 

to the untrained eye.

Choosing the Correct Camo for Bagging a Librarian

Trying to Think of a Word That

Rhymes with Olive

In Georgia, Marjorie Greene's camouflage

dress makes her blend into the background,

rendering her virtually invisible to the

untrained eye.

General Mark Milley should also apologize for wearing

a Scorpion W2 camouflage suit and hat to church.

Space Force Cammies Will Render Earth Orbiters

Virtually Invisible

'Empty Suit' means 'shallow, ineffective person'. 

'Empty Cammies' means 'John Kelly'.

Sean Spicer's clever use of camouflage, his ability to blend 

into his environment, renders him virtually invisible.

As part of his Naval Reserve training this week, Sean Spicer

is sharpening his skills in White House camouflage.

For the next four years, camouflage may come in handy.

Camo Media Presents!

When she removed her bread bags last night,

everyone saw that Senator Ernst was wearing camo pumps.

In keeping with his pledge of 'no boots on the

ground', President Obama has ordered that

the 1,500 additional troops shipped to Iraq

wear only camo flip-flops.

Whiteworld #20

The only way white people will be

able to survive the 'war on whites'

is to camouflage themselves

as the five white people in this

 photograph have done.

Bill Murray Wondering Why Nobody

Noticed Him at CPAC