Hey, Ron Jeremy is 69.  His time is running out.

Space Ghost Wears Truther Socks

Brit Hume Is Still Hanging In There

January 6 Committee Releases Unexpurgated

Photo of QAnon Shaman

"Extraordinary!" exclaimed the Burgermaster.

  "Extraordinary!"

Republican Party Dream Ticket

No, this is not 'witness tampering'.

Welcome to Texas, Where the State Board of Education

Likes to Clown Around 24/7

In Texas, don't say 'Slave Ship', 

say 'Involuntary Relocation Ship'.

World's Worst Yoobs #234

Solveig Gold

Whether it's feeding off school kids shot to pieces 

or migrants roasted to death in an 18-wheeler,

Greg Abbott can't politicize it fast enough.

Parakeet Hears Someone Say, "It's Caturday!"

Cassidy Hutchinson's Testimony Was a 

'Swift Kick in the Rear End' to Pat Cipollone

"What's Ernest so excited about?"

"He just heard his Presidential Medal of Freedom

is in the mail."

Ride 'Em Cowboy!

"Honey, our Hellraiser Pinhead Cactus won't stop

doing its Trump impressions."

The Most Canceled Man in America™ 

Gets Canceled Again

'Vladimir Putin!' is arguably the world's shortest joke.

Controlling the Intake of Semen Is Both a

Science and an Art

Utah Legislator Karianne Lisonbee Trusts Women to

 'Control That Intake of Semen'

On the way to what Ben Shapiro called the 'pagan sacrifice 

of children to the god Moloch', he stopped for a quick snack.

But what about school dragster shows?

Happy Drink Canada Dry Day!

Studies in Bow-Wow Woof-Woofery

"When you're smilin', when you're smilin'

The whole world smiles with you."

"Call me a Pinball Wizard," he said retrospectively.

According to legend, touching the Blarney Stone endowed the   

fondler with the gift of the gab (great eloquence or skill at flattery).

If Richard Nixon Had Been a Sybarite

“Whatever you do,” cried Brer Rabbit, “don’t throw me 

into the Liberal World Order!”

The Great Stone Head of the

High Court

"Oy, it's Fido Friday and I'm too dog-tired to

celebrate."

One of these days, he hoped to loom large, but, for the

time being, he was content to loom small.

Mrs. Potato Head had just begun to put on her face

when the phone rang.

Echoing S. E. Cupp, the Little Pond Frog says, “No one’s 

representing me.  But I’m the majority!  It has never felt so 

lonely and unseen to be in a majority, but that’s where the 

politics are right now.”

At an alleged 5' 9", Ben Shapiro towers over Greg Gutfeld

 at 5' 5".

Rodrigo Duterte Canonized

Good little Trumpniks dare not say the Emperor of

MAGAstan has no clothes.

Hitler's Storm Troopers were definitely better dressed

than these Schweinhunds.

Occasionally, Trump tells the truth.

America's Mayor™ goes the way of Juul.

"You put your right hand in

You put your right hand out

You put your right hand in

And you shake it all about

You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around

That's what it's all about!"

Absotively and Posilutely Shamanesque

Maybe the Supreme Court should be renamed

'Vatican Jr.'

Putin Should Be Worried About Ukraine’s New 

Kamikaze Drones

Carol Leonnig Sez:  "This is a person who worked as 

President Trump's security detail leader, and the boss 

liked him so much he installed him in a political

 White House job."

In old age, Trump looks like an iguana in a MAGA hat.

Will Trump's mouthpiece talk?

Vladimir Putin Dares Western Leaders to Go Topless

'Ginni Thomas backpedals after House committee asks her

 to testify (after she said she would)'

Under the Gunn