He had undergone quadruple-bypass heart surgery, two 

artery-clearing angioplasties, had received a pacemaker, had 

been treated for abnormal heart rhythm twice, and had had 

five heart attacks.  Sainthood, to be honest, had been a trial 

and a tribulation for longer than he cared to remember.

Rodrigo Duterte Canonized

Please Do Not Cannonize Mike Pence

Saint Sebastian Gorka

Rick Scott Sez:  "Children should not be 

taught about sex in school."

Pope John Paul II is on the Fast-Track to

Sainthood.  Vladimir Putin is on the

Fast-Track to Hellfire and Damnation.

MAGA Saint Alert!

Taliban Saint Remembered for Diligence in

Keeping People Off the Grass

Archery Range Just Outside Rome

Mitch McConnell, the Patron Saint of

Bipartisan Unity

Elon Musk, According to Saint Stephen

Saint Arnold, the Beer Saint, Sez: "Everybody remain

 calm. This is not happening."

Trump is not on the skids.  He's on the fast track

to sainthood.  Just ask Lou Dobbs.

They had arrived at the Gates of Heaven, but where was 

St. Peter?

Patron Saint of  Excretory Openings

Adventures in Aestheticism #173

Trump Sez: "The Fake News Media builds Bob Mueller up

 as a Saint, when in actuality he is the exact opposite."

Saint Dinero Sez:  "It is not hard to obey when we

 love the one whom we obey."

Trump Deserves Nobel, Says South Korean Leader; 

Trump Deserves Sainthood, Says Pope Alexander VI

Now Hanging on the Wall at the Heritage Foundation