On the way to what Ben Shapiro called the 'pagan sacrifice 

of children to the god Moloch', he stopped for a quick snack.

Staying dead for only three days is like giving up Lent 

jokes the day after Lent ends.

Church Dogmatics

Someone needs to remind the Governor of Missouri that 

child sacrifice went out with pre-Columbian culture.

"Who is Trump sacrificing today?"

"I believe it's Alex Azar."

He doesn't know it, but when they start sacrificing the

 weak in Tennessee, this guy will be the first one on the altar.

And you thought human sacrifice went out with

the Aztecs!

Michigan Republicans Pass 'Religious Freedom Restoration

 Act' Which Will Allow Neo-Aztecs to Refuse to Sacrifice 

Gays and Lesbians

"Sure, human sacrifice is a rather bloody affair, but we mustn't 

forget we're doing it in the name of 'religious liberty'."