Showing posts with label Vatican. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vatican. Show all posts

Thursday, June 30, 2022

Maybe the Supreme Court should be renamed
'Vatican Jr.'

Saturday, March 19, 2022

Pope Francis Overhauls Vatican Bureaucracy

Monday, July 26, 2021

Jesus Sez:  "Lay not up for yourselves treasures 
upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, 
and where thieves break through and steal."

Tuesday, July 06, 2021

Dalai Llama Threatens to Invade Vatican City 
on His Birthday

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Got Wood?  Grant, That Is

Monday, July 01, 2019

Raphael's #UnwantedIvanka is a fresco in the
Apostolic Palace in the Vatican.

Monday, February 26, 2018

Q: "Will Bobby Jindal be attending?"
A: "Who's Bobby Jindal?"

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

"You understand of course, Ambassador Gingrich, that I 
automatically deduct 10 points for late papers."

Wednesday, August 09, 2017

Speaking from the Southern Baptist Vatican in downtown Dallas, 
Pastor Robert Jeffress says "God has given Trump authority to 
take out Kim Jong-un."

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

"After that unpleasantness with the Trump family, Holy
Father, it's good to see a big smile back on your face."

Monday, May 15, 2017

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #158
The Naughty Nun Goes to Vatican City
Callista Takes an Unselfie

Thursday, December 15, 2016

The day Hell froze over, it snowed in the Vatican.

Friday, August 14, 2015

"You're it!" God said, as He, in order to avoid boredom, 
played Tag with Adam in the Garden of Eden.

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Infant Removes Pope Francis's Zucchetto,
Reveals Closely-Guarded Vatican Secret

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Former Cheddarhead and Archbishop of Milwaukee 
Recognized Worldwide as One of the Cheesiest Cardinals 
in the Vatican

Wednesday, May 08, 2013

It just got tougher to launder money in the 
Vatican's washateria.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Nineteenth-Century German Nun Performs Miracle,
Turns Herself into Bronze Memorial, Is Put on the
Fast-Track by Pope Francis to Become the Matron
Saint of Diarrhea Remedies

Thursday, April 04, 2013

New Poll Shows 4% of American People Believe Lizard
 People Secretly Control the Vatican

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

When he finally returned to Earth, Jesus first appeared
at the new $130,000,000 First Baptist Vatican in Dallas.