At an alleged 5' 9", Ben Shapiro towers over Greg Gutfeld

 at 5' 5".

"If my name were as long as I am tall, my name wouldn't 

be Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III. It would be Pip."

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Sez:  "Taller!  I 

deserve to be taller!"

It's official:  Chris Christie is now wider than he is tall.

"I understand, Lieutenant-Colonel Peters, that whenever

you are asked to stand up and be counted, you're often not

counted because you're so short it looks like you're still

sitting down."

"It's all a matter of perspective.  From my perspective, I'm

5'7".  From yours, I'm 4'11"."

At barely five feet tall, Gary Bauer believes Indiana

Governor Mitch Daniels (at 5' 5") is a giant.

Short people are mad as hell and
aren't going to take it anymore.

"Jeez, Zlatan! You can't imagine how happy I am

that you're so tall and I'm so short!"