"Extraordinary!" exclaimed the Burgermaster.

  "Extraordinary!"

Gregor Samsa Steps Outside His Comfort Zone

"It's like a religious epiphany," she said rapturously.

Franz 'Too Tall' Kafka Waiting for Procrustes

Kafka in Reverse

Gregor Samsa had awakened one morning to discover

he had metamorphosed into a cockroach.  By contrast,

Karl Rove awoke to find that he had become a ham

loaf with glasses on Fox News Sunday.

"One morning, as Mitt Romney was waking up

 from anxious dreams, he discovered that in 

his bed he had been changed into a monstrous

 verminous bug."

The only thing more popular than Kafir shooting

in South Africa these days is Kafka shooting.

One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from

anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had

been changed into a monstrous verminous bug. He

crawled out of bed and turned on the TV, only to

discover that everyone in the U. S. had suffered the

same fate. Indeed, as The Politico was reporting,

America had become 'A Nation of Santellis'!

As he awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, 
the President of Iran found himself transformed 
into a monstrous vermin, a Beatle named 
Ringo Starr.