One of life's Guilty Pleasures is listening to Dallas Cowboys

owner Jerry Jones apologize to the Little People of America.

Especially Dallas Cowboys

Franz 'Too Tall' Kafka Waiting for Procrustes

Jerry Jones Goes Full Trumpnik

"The drop in my approval rating to 39% has nothing to

do with my hugging that loser, Jerry Jones!"

"Chris Christie, eat your heart out!"

Chris Christie hugging Jerry Jones is like SARCASM, 

'the crudest and least interesting form of irony.'

Dallas Cowboys Owner Says 'Groupie Grope' Pictures 

Taken Out of Context

Dallas Cowboys Churrleader

"Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Jones, that Christina Aguilera's

rendition of our national anthem pretty much symbolized

your production of Super Bowl XLV?"

New York Attendance Estimate for

Cowboys-Giants Game: 105,000;

Dallas Estimate: 2,000,000

Another Former Dallas Cowboy Arrested,

Joins America's Team of Innocent Criminals

Senator George Allen is the hands-down

favorite to become quarterback for

the Dallas Cowboys in 2008.