Space Ghost Wears Truther Socks

Foil Hot Foot Pranksters!  Wear Asbestos Socks!

Trump Truther Socks

Sock Puppet

Clinton's Socks Purred.

Trump's Socks Make You Snerd.

Ignore Sharkfoot at Your Own Peril!

As Dumbledore might have said, “One can never have 

enough Trump socks, especially if you're a dweeb like 

Scott Baio."

"Even though he doesn't wear lilac socks like I do, I still 

endorse Mitt Romney for the Republican presidential

nomination."

Friends Say Used-Car Dealer and Alleged Iranian Plotter

Manssor Arbabsiar Frequently Lost Socks in the Hozone

"Hmmm," the recruiter thought, "this isn't

so much a chest as it is a tube sock."

Chinese Laborer Proud of His 'Holeyer-Than-Thou' Socks

One of these days, the inheritors of Cindy Sheehan's socks

will probably make a fortune selling them on eBay.

In his classified memo to the President, Secretary of Defense

Rumsfeld, in a "finger-wagging tone," said that the Iraqis must

“pull up their socks." As you can see, they already have.

A delegate at the SRLC was unaware

she was wearing two good reasons for

a law against flag descrecation.