Sean Hannity has claimed 43 times on TV and 48 times on radio

 that Trump  ordered thousands of National Guard troops to 

secure the Capitol before January 6, 2021.  Trump's Secretary 

of Defense Chris Miller says, “I was never given any direction 

or order or knew of any plans of that nature.  There was 

no direct—there was no order from the President.”

Trump Sez:   "Mark Esper would do anything I wanted, 

that's why I called him 'Yesper'."

Cactus Jack's mission was to overmatch his adversaries.

The Lockheed Martin X-62 Surveillance Pigeon

Mad Dog Not Trump's Best Friend

Good Little Obergruppenführer

Unbeknownst to him, Boeing had also installed an

automatic self-destruct mechanism in Patrick Shanahan.

Ah, the Global Geopolitics of Friendly Persuasion

Call him SecDef 737 MAX.

'National Defense' is the best euphemism

for 'Perpetual War' ever invented.

New SecDef Communicates Only Through Sound Effects

Gerald McBoeing-Boeing Uses Eyelid Pull Gesture

to Stump Trump

But was it really necessary for Trump to cruelly tweet, 

"Keep calm and pack your eyebags, Mad Dog!"?

Will James Mattis, a retired three-star Marine general,

 find out what it's like to be fired by a fifth- or sixth-grader?

 Now in its 18th year, the Afghanistan War's best friends 

are U. S. defense contractors.

Trump Rejects Jesus for His Space Force, 

Says His Hair Is So Long You Can't Tell If 

He's a Man or a Woman

Defense Logistics Agency Loses Track of Hundreds of

Millions of Dollars in Humongous Couch Inside

 Levitating Pentagon

They say James Mattis is tight-lipped about Trump's

'new' Afghanistan War strategy.  Truth be told, 

General Mattis is always tight-lipped.

In 2015, the U.S. spent $596 billion on the military. 

That's 3 times what China spent, 9 times what Russia

 spent.  Is this what Trump means by 'depleted'?

"Unlike the Grinning Psycho to my right, I do not

believe we should take Iraq's oil."