Tube Steak Turnpike

It was the third year of podcasting feuds 

and the information superhighway was

 littered with unsightly debris.

Trumpism Causes Clogged Arteries

Look for This New Welcome Sign in the Next Issue of 

Arizona Highways Magazine

Trump's Road Show Experiencing Unexpected Delays

Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D. C.

Renamed

Like homeless people, Internet trolls live 

under the bridge over which we pass 

as we saunter along the Information 

Superhighway.

Sign of the Times #77

It was a beautiful day for a drive, until you were reminded

of the main reason you don't subscribe to the

New York Times.

The eight men who are as rich as 3.6 billion poor people

 have built a superhighway through the eye of the needle

 Jesus talked about.

"I know, I know, but according to my map, this is the only 

road that leads to 2017."

Ted Cruz's Road to the White House

KKK Tries to Adopt a Highway

You were so thoughtful when you decided to Adopt-a-

Highway.  But why stop there?  Charlie Sheen, along

with Bill O'Reilly, urge you to reach toward

tomorrow and Adopt-a-Millionaire.

Texans ought to be very thankful that the automobile hadn't

been invented back in the day when armadillos weighing

200 pounds wandered across the road.

If, as Rep. Duncan D. Hunter (R-CA) argues, it is

unconstitutional for the federal government to build

bike paths, because bikes are used for recreation, then

is it unconstitutional for the federal government to

build highways, because they are used by motorhomes,

travel trailers, and other recreational vehicles?

Roadside Symbols Banished from Arizona Highways

Turkish Soldiers Unable to Find 'Long and
Winding Road' Made Famous by Beatles

Truck Overturns, Dumping Joe Lieberman's Base

All Over the Interstate

Magical Depressionism #7
Hurtling Along Entrail Expressway, Waiting
to Be Flushed Down the Toilet Bowl of Life

New D.C. Freeway to Be Named in Honor of Tony Scalia