Cracker Barrel's Impossible Sausage Comes from 

Impossible Pigs

Vegetarian Ham

Where We Get Vegetarian Ham

Now at Grandhi's, Home of Nonviolent Vegetarian Cuisine

If, as Pat Robertson says, drinkers and pot smokers are 

'enslaved to vegetables', what about vegans, like Adam 

and Eve?  Did God not plant a garden in Eden, grow in

 it plants that were good for food, and say, "Of every 

tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat?" 

New McDonald's 'Vegetarian-Only' Restaurant to Be 

Named 'Akbar and McJeff's Tofu Hut'

"I'm rather proud of the Enhanced Interrogation Techniques

I use on vegetarians who appear before my committee."

Texas College Opens All-Vegan BBQ Cafeteria

Akbar and Jeff Lose Another Customer

If you know what's good for you, don't anger an Israeli vegan.

Phuket Vegetarian Festivalgoer, Whole Foods Shopper, and
 Liberal Fascist Says He Really Likes Jonah Goldberg's
 New Book

Alicia Bonifacio used to wear iceberg lettuce.

But it melted.

Vegetarians Performing 'Lettuce Entertain You'

Alas, if bird flu doesn't get you, contaminated vegetables will.

Polar Bear Mooning Vegetarians