Need a date for your next shopping foray at Walmart?

Introducing Peter Thiel's 'The Right Stuff'!

Little Known Alternative Fact #15

Superman Shops at Walmart

Mehmet Oz, Man of the Crudités

Prices Slashed for Black Friday!

It's Black Friday and Diaper Don is

trending on Twitter.

"Oooo, those must be Radical Islamic Terrorists!"

"No, they're just Costco shoppers."

When the stores re-open, she plans to do some

serious shopping.

You've heard of the Emperor's New Clothese.

Well, this Double Wide's New Pants.

What Goes Around Comes Around

A new schism in Christianity has suddenly developed

between those who believe Jesus would have been a 'smelly

Walmart shopper' and those who believe he would have

been a 'squeaky clean Target shopper'.

Jerry Falwell, Jr. Sez:  “I think if Jesus lived today on the 

Earth, Christianity Today would call him a smelly 

Walmart shopper.”

Did you know there are only 70 shopping days until Catmas?

Look for Higher Mathematics on Aisle 2

Whiteworld #71

White Shoppers Matter

Some say Ambien does enhance your online

shopping experience.

Bridget Phetasy wore a Tucker Carlson

t-shirt in Los Angeles for a week before

someone said to her, "You must shop at

Goodwill."

Stupid Shoppers, SmartTVs

Star of Thumbsucker to Shop Nordstrom

No More

Rex Tillerson is a coupon-clipping, loyalty-card using grocery 

shopper just like you---except he's a billionaire who wears 

a business suit at Safeway. Look for him in Aisle 4.

"Just because I voted for Trump, you're discriminating against 

me by forcing me to buy a $1 reusable shopping bag!"