Great Moments in Weird Science

The Slinky Accidentally Invented, 1943

Self-Walking Dog Owned by Inventor of Self-Driving Car

Necessity Is the Mother of the Personal Task Appendage

If Trump Had Invented the Wheel

Is there a Society for the Protection of the 

Inventor of the Wheel?  If not, why not?

Reinventing the Velocipede

It's just an urban legend that Elon Musk

invented the Self-Dressing Hot Dog.

"If Obama didn't exist, I would have to invent him."

His theory of why television was invented was so more 

people could watch the Miracle Blade III slice through

 wall tiles, hard rubber, and copper pipe.

For those who like their wild boar meat well

 done, there's the Ronco Stainless Steel

Largemouth Limbaugh Rotisserie.

"Yes, I invented it.  I call it 'The

Incomprehensible Machine'."

Peggy Noonan Sez:  "The Republican Party should not 

allow itself to look like the party of big business. It has 

to be the party of the young person in the garage 

inventing something that will challenge big business."

Bar Code Inventor Dead at 91

The Lava Lamp was invented in the 20th 

century.  The Nicki Minaj was invented 

in the 21st century.

Inventor Claims 100% Success Rate
for His Sarahscopic DePalinator

Inventor of Time Files Patent Infringement Lawsuit Against

Six Billion Unauthorized Users

Activists Protest Invention of the Wheel

Blooming Idiot, Inventor of the Blooming Onion