It's National Fried Chicken Day!

Ken Buck declares that an AR-15 is “a gun of choice for 

killing raccoons before they get to our chickens.”

Mike Pompeo's new svelte profile reflects

his hearty appetite for scrambled eggs and 

chicken sausage.

In Case Attending a Nebraska Poultry Event

Was On Your Bucket List

Manhattan District Attorney Hears 

Trump's Footsteps

Tucker Carlson Confirms Dino Buddies Chicken Breast 

Nuggets Created in US Biolabs in Ukraine

Ne Plus Ultra

This year, it's not Trick or Treat.

It's Original or Extra Crispy.

Dinosaur-Shaped Chicken Nugget Latest Entity 

to Defy Texas Governor Greg Abbott

What he carried in his Chicken Purse was Top Secret.

Was there any way out of his predicament?

A Chicken Would Rather Be Fried Than Stoned

Appetizer and Dessert, All in One:  

How Con-VEEN-ient!

One can only hope we've finally learned that 

it's unwise to inflate a chicken.

The chicks were unimpressed when the rooster exercised

his right to keep and bear arms.

Observers say Popeye's Emotional Support Chicken

is what made the Biden-Putin Summit such

an amicable and constructive affair.

Accordionist Known Locally as 

'The Chicken Punisher'

Can China withstand DeSantis's attack?

Has Trump tried mental telepathy?

The Onion Sues Tucker Carlson for 

'Territorial Infringement'

Tyrannosaurus Chicken