Hackety Hack (Don't Talk Back)

It must really leave a mark to be a multibillionaire (Sergey

 Brin) cuckolded by another multibillionaire (Elon Musk).

"Incoming former wife, Alex!  Better duck!"

World's Richest Sperm Donor Now the Father of 

Nine Children by Four Wives

“It’s horrible,” said the Florida nurse. “I’ve never bagged 

so many thirtysomething-year-olds, leaving behind 

young kids, pregnant wives.”

At age 87, Larry King's 8 marriages finally 

caught up with him.

The Self-Abasement of Rafael Edward Cruz

Stepford Justice

'Serial Polygamy' is the Trumpnik definition of 

'Holy Matrimony'.

Ted Cruz says that no one has been as tough on China

as Donald Trump, even tougher, apparently, than he was

 on Ted's wife, Heidi, in 2016.

Her:  "The sink is full of dirty dishes. When are you going

 to wash them?"

Him:  "I never wash dishes during a thunderstorm."

Her:  "But's there's not a cloud in the sky!"

Him:  "That's true, but I'm not taking any chances."

Attack of the 50-Foot Housewife

Susan LaPierre's 'Fright in the Night' Hairstyle

Said to Be Quite Costly to Maintain

Duncan Hunter (R-CA), it appears, was blowing smoke up

everyone's ass, including his wife and five mistresses.

Josh Hawley in Love

And so Doug McLeod, a Mississippi GOPer,

punched his wife in the face.

Doesn't this make his wife Kellyanne a 

cancer on the cancer on the Presidency?

Kellyanne Conway says Trump both knows and doesn’t know 

Matthew Whitaker: "It’s not like he knows him in the Biblical 

sense, like when Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived."

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Duncan Hunter has thrown his wife Margaret under the

bus, but it's not just any old bus; it's Ivan the Terrabus.