The NRA Children's Museum---a convoy of 52 yellow school

 buses filled with 4,368 empty seats to represent the children 

killed by gun violence since 2020---visits Ted Cruz's home.  

He was reading Green Eggs and Ham to his pet mole rat 

at the time.

Trump and His Pet Thumbster

Finger Pointers are too high strung and stubborn to make 

good pets.

Suleyman Kerimov and Amandea, his pet yacht, have

involuntarily parted company.  Sad!

Musclehead the Parrot reminds us that it's

National Pet Day.

Vladimir, My Pet Weasel

Adding insult to injury, Tom Brady's 

pet monkey snubs Trump.

On Fido Friday, we remember the presidential

pet Trump never owned.

Casual Fido Day

Local Canine Feeling Rather Laid Back

on National Pet Day

Sarah Huckabee Sanders didn't have to deal

with crises like this because Trump didn't 

have any pets.

Fauci's Pet

White House Pet Feeling Poorly

If Trump Had a White House Dog

Jared Kushner's Beetle Mania

Psychologist Reports Pet Rocks Taking Shelter-in-Place

 and Stay-at-Home Orders Like Ducks to Water

Clinton had Socks, Bush had Miss Beazley, Obama had Bo,

 and Trump has a Three-Eared Sphincter.

If Roger Stone goes to prison, Upchuck E. Cheese,

his pet rat, will be looking for a new master.

Nancy Pelosi Unleashes Her Pet Flag-Bearded 

Impeachmonster on Trump

Three Annoying Pet Rocks Taunt Ernie Bushmiller

After Escaping from Nancy Comic Strip