Shouldn't this commemorative coin, circulating among

Border Patrol officers, read:  'DISHONOR WILL 

ALWAYS BE FIRST'?

No Commemorative Coin Collection Is Complete

Without This One!

Every Day Is Memorial Day

Memorial Day in Russia

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Memorabilia Closeout

All Sales Are Final!

As Abraham Lincoln might have said, "I always find the

best Trump quotes on the Internet."

It's Champagne Popsicles Day!

Remembering Trump on Memorial Day

On This Memorial Day

Lincoln Memorial Gets a Makeover

The Jonah Goldberg Memorial Hashtag

The Erick Erickson Memoral Hashtag

Scientists say the Cheney Monument discovered by the

Curiosity rover is evidence that Mars may have once

been inhabited by organic molecules which now live

in an undisclosed location.

Ted Cruz to Be Added to World War II Memorial

The Paula Deen Memorial Taco

David Frum wants to build an Alexander Hamilton memorial.

You remember Hamilton:  he was the Founding Father of

the 1% who died in a duel with Aaron Burr.

Dick Cheney Gets First Heart, 

Newt Gingrich Gets National Memorial

Just Announced: The Vince Schlomi
Prize for Shameless ShamWowiness
and Full-Tilt Teabaggery

Have you seen the memorial to all the kilos of marijuana

that have died in Colombia's war on drugs?

"Yessir, I know it sounds crazy. But I'd swear I

heard Honest Abe say, "Go Hillary!"