Stephen Miller proposed securing Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s

 head, dipping it in pig’s blood, and parading it around to

 warn other terrorists.

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Good Riddance to Austere Religious Scholar!

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi to Miss First Halloween

in 48 Years

Russian Handler Rains on Trump's Parade

Now that Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is dead, is it safe 

for Kibongo to go outside and play?

"If you looked like me, you would be a jihadi, too."

It was something of a disappointment when the End

Times turned out to be The Last Two People on

Earth: An Apocalyptic Vaudeville, starring Donald

Trump and Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

Downcast James O'Keefe Realizes Border Patrol Looking

for Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Not Dead Osama bin Laden