"What's that?"

'It's Trump shouting into a rain barrel."

"Oh, you mean Trump posting on

Truth Social."

Trickle-Down Economics

Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head

"The flood is threatening

My very life today

Gimme, gimme shelter

Or I'm gonna fade away."

Rain Man

The Senator Takes a Bath

Russian Handler Rains on Trump's Parade

Rain Dances Work!

White House Claims Trump's Cotton-Candy Hairdo 

Would Melt in the Rain

Summer Soldier, Sunshine Patriot

Sarah Huckabee Sanders's Neanderthalesque brow ridge

would be capacious enough to shelter a Cro-Magnon

family of four in a spring thunderstorm.

Ark Encounter Moved from Kentucky to Texas

It rained on orthodoxy's parade on the 

Thirteenth Day of Zappadan.

"On dry days, I trust the NSA.  On wet days, I don't.  It

hasn't been dry around these parts since 1952."

When she was younger, Wonder Woman 

could run so fast she could dodge all 

the raindrops in a thunderstorm and 

never get wet.

Unlike other small towns in Arkansas where it occasionally

rains cats and dogs, in Beebe it rains blackbirds.

Governor Perry-Rain God Standoff, Day 150

With a forecast for Houston of 100 degrees and clear,

Saturday, August 6, will provide the ideal conditions for

testing Governor Perry's hypothesis that God answers

prayers for rain. Of course, if it doesn't rain, Governor

Perry can always claim that God heard the prayers but

"Just Said No."

Governor Mary Fallin Sez:  "The power of

animal sacrifice is a wonderful thing, and

I would ask every Oklahoman to look to

a greater power this weekend and sacri-

fice a bull, goat, lamb, or pigeon for rain."

Governor Perry Declares April 22-24 'Days of Prayer

for Rain and Federal Assistance in the State of Texas'