The Unexpurgated Bible #186

"And the dove in body armor returned to the ark in the evening; 

and, lo, in her mouth was an olive leaf pluckt off.  And then a 

shot rang out."

Putting a Positive Spin on the Noachian Flood

Amazon of the Seas

Tsk!  Tsk!  When Noah built the original ark,

he was 600 years old.  After it rained on

his ark for 40 days and 40 nights,

Noah didn't sue anybody.

Kentucky Governor's Voice Drowned Out by

Trump's Body Language

Dan Scavino Sez: "Here is Noah's Ark. STAY SAFE!!"

When he saw how big the Patagotitan was, Noah

realized he needed a bigger boat.

Ark Encounter Collides with Financial Iceberg, 

Climate Change Claims Another Victim

If the idea of climate change is right and sea level rises as 

predicted,  Creationists can always build another ark.

The Unexpurgated Bible #140

"And then the animals sought refuge in the Ark from the 

Trump presidential campaign, a disaster of biblical 

proportions."

Trump had been warned not to open the 

Ark of the Covenant, but he just wouldn't

 listen.

Kentucky's version of Noah's Ark has dinosaurs in it.  

Luckily, the two Titanosaurs, which, full grown, are 130 

feet long, are only babies.

Too much plot tended to get in the way of the story 

aboard the Narrative Ark.

Ark Encounter Moved from Kentucky to Texas

Kentucky Ark Encounters Anti-Diluvial Shoal

Noah Blamed for Ark of Instability in the 

Middle East

Pastor Kevin Swanson believes Frozen turns kids into

gay witches 

and Noah turns them into boatbuilders.

Fossilized Remains of a Man and His Pet Dinosaur

That Didn't Make It to Noah's Ark on Time

Creationist Radio Ad Says Dinosaurs Were on Noah’s 

3-Storey-Tall Ark, Even the 4-Storey-Tall Titanosaurus

There was also a Noah in China who built an ark.  But,

for some reason, it sank like a stone long before it

 stopped raining forty days and nights later.