"The flood is threatening

My very life today

Gimme, gimme shelter

Or I'm gonna fade away."

Vladimir Putin Performing

'She's a Rainbow'

Maybe Trump will be adopted by the Royal Family

 and move to England.

Jumpin' Jack Flashers

Stones Still Rolling, But Slower

At 68, Mick Jagger still didn't realize that

the song title, 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction',

was grammatically flawed by a

double negative.

From what we've learned recently, the inspiration

for the Rolling Stones' tune, 'I Can't Get No

Satisfaction', was the young Clarence Thomas.

In the olden days, they called it 'Sexual Impotence'. In

more modern times, they called it 'Erectile Dysfunction'.

Now that Mick Jagger is almost 67 years old, they call it

'Stones in Exile.'

"Watch out for Logical Fallacy #12! It's called

'Washington Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc', and

it's Fred Hiatt's favorite!"

Keith Richards knew it was time to hang up
his axe when he began to resemble

a Muppet.

Rebellious Teen Trapped Inside Body of 64-Year-Old