Doomsday Prophet Hedges His Bets

Evolution Takes a Wrong Turn

Just because it's Thursday doesn't mean the world is 

coming to an end.

Some observers are now wondering if Trump

will retake power before the Second Coming

of Jesus Christ.

Republicans Fundraising Off of the End of the World

Why the Second Coming Has Been Delayed

What eschatologists are now saying is the end of the 

world will turn out to be the Coronavirus browbeating 

Pepe the Frog, which is pretty disappointing.

End Times for Tasty Bug Draweth Nigh

Unrealized Eschatology

The Unexpurgated Bible #162

"For Godzilla himself shall descend from heaven with a

 roar. Then we shall be caught up in the clouds to meet 

Godzilla in the air: and so shall we ever be with Godzilla."

Then came the Rapture and this hockey player

was left behind.

"There's a sad day coming, 

A sad day coming, 

There's a sad day coming by and by; 

When the sinner shall hear his doom, "Depart, I know ye not," 

Are you ready for that day to come?"

"You say, Mr. Pompeo, that if the Rapture occurs during your

term as Secretary of State,  you would have to step down.

Should your opponents view this as a calamity or a blessing?"

Finally. A Political Party for the Rest of Us.

They Were in the Air. 

Then Came the Screams of 'I Am God'. 

The Day of the Parousia Had Finally Arrived.

March Madness

Why did Roy Moore lose? Let us count the reasons: 

1) Steve Bannon, 2) Roy Moore, 3) Donald Trump, 

4) Roy Moore, 5) GOP Agenda, 6) Roy Moore, 

7) Mitch McConnell, 8) Roy Moore, 9) Ronna 

Romney McDaniel's Middle Name, 10) Roy Moore,

11) Quantum Machines of the Antichrist, and 

12) Roy Moore.

Recently-Declassified Photograph #45

Slide from a PowerPoint Show Jesus Used During His 

TransJordan Ministry

White House Says Too Soon to Talk about the 

Earth Exploding

Will the outbreak of Moral Leprosy in the White House 

hasten Christ's return?