Warm Scuzzies #1,018

Federico Klein

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #868

Nick Sabruno

On your list of things to be thankful for, what number

is the end of Mike Pompeo's Reign of Error as

Secretary of State?

Pompeo and Circumstance

Warm Scuzzies #944

Jeffrey Ross Gunter

Big Blowhard Fascinates

Volcanologists

Mike Pompeo Sez:  “I’ve been unabashed in my role as 

Secretary of State to talk about the fact that I swore an oath

 to the Constitution, but that my first calling is to my Savior.”

Secretary Pompeo Unveils New 

Bison Outreach Initiative

Secretary of State Finds Ukraine on Map

Senior State Department official Mina Chang has resigned 

as deputy assistant secretary of the Bureau of Conflict 

and Stability Operations following a report that she had

falsified her resume by claiming she was Editor-in-Chief

 of the Encyclopedia Britannica.

Warm Scuzzies #898

Mina Chang

Adventures in Aestheticism #218

Now Flocking to Its District of Columbia 

Nesting Ground

"Pompeo has prided himself in bringing the State

 Department’s 'guffaws back'."

When the going got tough, Trump could always rely on

his Secretary of State, Fat Bastard.

Says a former American ambassador, "Mike Pompeo is like 

a heat-seeking missile for Trump's ass." Deep Asskisser, 

in other words.

If Indiana Jones Had Worked for the

State Department

Trump's Big Boy™

The Punisher is a fictional character who serves as

Secretary of State in the Trump Administration.

North Korea Wants Denuclearization Negotiator

 More Mature and Less Lousy Than Pompeo