People have been expecting Jesus's return for

2,000 years.  So, waiting another 28 years is

a piece of cake.

Do we need to repent and, if so,

how many times?

The Second Coming of Jesus was noisier than anticipated.

Who knew when Jesus foretold his Second Coming

that he would return to Earth as the CEO of the

 Church of Bitcoin?

"The headline 'Jesus Christ Returns' was inadvertently

 published around 4:00 p.m. ET today on our website.  

We deeply regret the error.  The headline has been 

removed and we are investigating the cause."

Some observers are now wondering if Trump

will retake power before the Second Coming

of Jesus Christ.

Lauren Boebert Sez:  “Why are so many millions of Americans 

sitting at home, wondering when President Trump will come 

back?”

Republican Jesus is not coming back because

he never left.

Why the Second Coming Has Been Delayed

He Will Cleanse Us from All Viruses

Unrealized Eschatology

Adventures in Aestheticism #115

The Unexpurgated Bible #162

"For Godzilla himself shall descend from heaven with a

 roar. Then we shall be caught up in the clouds to meet 

Godzilla in the air: and so shall we ever be with Godzilla."

Then came the Rapture and this hockey player

was left behind.

Finally. A Political Party for the Rest of Us.

They Were in the Air. 

Then Came the Screams of 'I Am God'. 

The Day of the Parousia Had Finally Arrived.

The Unexpurgated Bible #157

Then Jesus said unto them, "And ye shall hear of wars 

and rumors of wars and of Bud Light being the best-selling 

beer in America: see that ye be not troubled: for all these

 things must come to pass, but the end is not yet."

Will the outbreak of Moral Leprosy in the White House 

hasten Christ's return?

Jesus Losing His Patience, Threatens to Return Earlier 

Than Planned

Lord Dampnut Wants Health Care Bill Passed Next Week 

and the Second Coming of Jesus the Week After That