Something you never see is a newspaper headline that

 reads, 'Sloth Seizes the Momentum'.

Something odd was happening and he dare not fall asleep.

The Percentage of Fox That's Fox and 

the Percentage of Fox That's News

At 68, Greta Van Susteren is shaking up Newsmax and

the future of TV news.

Oxymorons for Our Time #210

Old News

Mass shootings have become so frequent in the 

United States that news outlets have adopted the 

old electronic data processing technique called

'Batch Processing'.

CNN to Stop Calling Everything ‘Breaking News’

World's Worst Yobs #447

Simon Ateba

All News Hounds Go to Heaven

Headline Writer Kicks Out the Jams

Lone Ranger and Robin Get Some Bad News

Devin Nunes's Cow Banned on Truth Social

No newsroom is complete without a

Hyperbolic Chamber.

"The headline 'Jesus Christ Returns' was inadvertently

 published around 4:00 p.m. ET today on our website.  

We deeply regret the error.  The headline has been 

removed and we are investigating the cause."

"ALL THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA WANTS TO 

TALK ABOUT IS COVID, COVID, COVID. 

ON NOVEMBER 4TH, YOU WON'T BE HEARING 

SO MUCH ABOUT IT ANYMORE.  WE ARE 

ROUNDING THE TURN!!!"

Eccentric Christian Being Persecuted in Colorado, Southern 

Idaho, Montana, Northern Nevada, North Dakota,

 Eastern Oregon, Utah and Wyoming

Yesterday's News Today and Tomorrow

In-Home Rubbish Dumping Is Contraindicated

There are so many mass shootings these days, 

news outlets are now reporting them in batches 

to save time.

When you hear 'sources say', you know immediately

it's not you.