Abu Ahmad al-Chihuahua does not

laugh at Al-Qaida jokes.

The main disadvantage Hitler's brownshirts had relative to

  the Texas Y'all Qaida is they didn't have pickup trucks.

His nom de guerre was Abu Muhsin al-Masri.

With his decease, the next in line to be al-Qaida's

propagandist can move up.

Adam Shafi hated gay marriage so much he tried to

join an Al-Qaida affiliate.  Now in custody, he will soon

learn that in prison, like Heaven, there is no marriage

nor giving in marriage.

Nobody ever called Jesus a 'pussy'.

It was something of a disappointment when the End

Times turned out to be The Last Two People on

Earth: An Apocalyptic Vaudeville, starring Donald

Trump and Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

"Just for Men Tri-Color Beard brings out the best 

in your facial hair."

Scarier Looking Than Al-Qaida

Scarier Looking Than ISIS

ISIS Rebels Wear More Terrifying Masks, Have Scarier

 Beards Than Al-Qaida

Who needs Al-Qaida to terrorize America when

 it has Elliott Rodger, Adam Lanza, James Holmes, 

 Aaron Alexis, Seung-Hui Cho, George Hennard, 

James Loughner, etc., etc., ad infinitum?

Adam Schiff Sez:  "Quite frankly, Al-Qaida scares me

shitless!"

When Louie Gohmert starts calling John McCain an

Al-Qaida supporter, you know it's Shark Week

in the Republican Party.

The Politico Illustrated #33

'Libertarians' new adversary: Fried Green Al-Qaedas'

For your health's sake, it's probably not

a good idea to include your leadership

role in Al-Qaida on your résumé.

US Drone Kills Al-Qaeda No. 2, Al-Jason Bin Voorhees, 

for the Sixth Time

Libyan Rebel Awakes from Nightmare in Which Louie

Gohmert Claimed Barack Obama Deposed Muammar

Gaddafi at the Behest of Al-Qaida

"The Obama Administration sent planes and bombs

 and support to oust Qaddafi so that al-Qaeda and

 the Muslim Brotherhood could take over Libya

 and jumpstart a new Automobile Empire in the 

Middle East."

Al Qaeda Gave Up Osama Bin Laden To Make 

Barack Obama Look Good and to Keep Rush 

Limbaugh on the Radio

Saeed al-Shihri Sez:  "If you are looking for a job, I don't

recommend that you apply for the 'No. 2' position in 

Al-Qaida.  Its shelf life is very short."

Who needs Al-Qaida when all it takes is old people to

steal weapons-grade fissionable materials?