Who brandishes the Bible better:  Phil Robertson or

Donald Trump?

"Doctor, I keep having these Phil Robertson flashbacks."

It was the age of duct tape and 

extension cords.

... is some place you don't want to be.

Flag Desecration #107

Is Phil Robertson behind the

Creepy Clown Phenomenon?

Would you say the Basket of Deplorables is half full or

half empty?

True to his word, when Donald Trump

lost the election, Phil Robertson went

into hiding.

"Mr. President, there's a guy here blowing a duck call who

says he's in training to be Ted Cruz's U.N. Ambassador."

Commander Cruz Endorsed by Suck Dynasty

If you're needing to take a bath but have been putting it off, 

take one look at Phil Robertson's mangy mug and before 

you know it, you'll be singing 'Splish Splash' in the shower.

This month at CPAC, Duck Dynasty's

Phil Robertson will receive the

'Andrew Breitbart Defender of

the First Amendment Award'.

Fox News Invites Phil Robertson to Explain Why 

Martin Luther King, Jr. Was a Republican

"In your considered opinion, Commander Robertson, what

 is the cause of the rise of radically-ruptured ducks?"

"No Jesus!"

The 7 Stages of Grief: 1) Bad Egg, 2) Ugly Duckling, 

3) Daffy Duck, 4) Lame Duck, 5) Dead Duck, 

6) Duck Soup, and 7) Phil Robertson

"Sure, I'm the product of 'Biblically-correct sex'.  

Can't you tell from just looking?"

Scarier Looking Than Al-Qaida

Scarier Looking Than ISIS

Modern-Day Jesuanic Homophobe and Christian

Crusader Sez:  "Convert 'em or kill 'em!"

[Why not convert them, then kill them?]

Osama Bin Daffy and Premier Christian Cruises, Inc. 

Charter the Carnival Victory for the 'Duck Commander 

Cruise', July 17-21, 2014

Andrew Sullivan Sez:  "I have to say I’m befuddled by the 

firing of Phil Robertson, he of the amazing pater-

familias beard on Duck Dynasty."