Just After Ayman al-Zawahiri Was Told:

'GET SNUFFED!'

Talibaptist Side Hustle

Sisters of Jason Growing in Popularity Across Afghanistan

The Better Burqa

Taliban Saint Remembered for Diligence in

Keeping People Off the Grass

Smart, Good Fighters, More Legitimate Than the 

Biden Administration

They Speak Talibanese, But with a

Southern Drawl

Taliban Declares Victory

Taliban Insists It Will No Longer Shelter 

Osama Bin Laden in Afghanistan

The takeover of Afghanistan by the Taliban has 

really pissed off Mean Muley McGrudge.

New Taliban Masters of Afghanistan Trying to 

Figure Out What to Do with All That Rock

Taliban's Favorite Ride in Afghanistan's 

Equivalent of Walt Disney World®

"If you don't straighten up and fly right, 

you're going to die and go to Afghanistan."

Remember when the United States defeated the

Taliban and won the war in Afghanistan 

19 years ago?

Was it Mike Pompeo wearing a clown mask, or 

was it a clown wearing Mike Pompeo's suit?

Chris Wallace was in hot pursuit of the truth.

The Real Reason the Camp David Pow Wow 

with the Taliban Got Scrubbed

Talibaptists, like Ted Cruz, are bad, but the

Talibaptists in Talibama are worse.

Robert Jeffress Sez: "Jesus was not this wimpy little guy 

who walked around munching sunflower seeds and saying

nice things to people."

Most people agree Ted Cruz does the best impression of

the Southern Talibaptist leader, Ayatollah Assahola.

Leaping Elk Deployed to Afghanistan to Bring Down 

Unsuspecting Taliban Helicopters