"In a packed program tonight, we will be talking 

to a contortionist from Indiana who says he has

a collection of over 100 bendable Gumbys."

Adventures in Aestheticism #159

New FDA Study Suggests Causal Link

Between Vaping and Veeping

Words of Wisdom from the Happy Hoosier

Mom and Pop Pence

"I'm deeply humbled, as your Vice President, to be 

able to be here. As you know, I'm a long, long way

 from my home planet."

Pence Polishes Trump's Knob 14 Times

in 3 Minutes (or Every 2.5 Seconds)

Mike Pence's Letter to Santa

Pence to Replace His Chief of Staff; Simon the Sorcerer 

Wants to Know What He Did Wrong

A Tree Grows in D.C.

And to think Donald Trump could have chosen Dwayne 

Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho to be his running 

mate instead of stuffy old Mike Pence!

Mike Pence says his role model for Vice President is

Dick Cheney.

"Can you believe Gingrich said he and Trump would be

two pirates on the ticket?"

Trump Still Undecided Which Attack Dog He Will

Pick as His Vice President

"Tell me, Gill Man, when did you first imagine you were

Donald Trump's running mate?"

Those who want Newt Gingrich to be Trump's Vice President 

are so old they are still in black and white.

On this Memorial Day, let us remember Dick

 Cheney, the draft dodger who sent 4,492 

U.S. soldiers to die in Iraq.

"Donald Trump, take me, I'm yours!"

Sarah Palin Volunteers to Be Trump's VP, Says She's

'As Vetoed As Anybody in the Country'

Trump Campaign Hires Ben Carson to Head VP Selection 

Committee; Carson Performs the Cheney Maneuver and 

Selects Himself