Warm Scuzzies #1,132

Briarcliffe Fire Company

Baby Yoda Denies MAGA-Adjacency,

Claims to Be Victim of Cruel Photoshopping

Like Dinsdale Piranha, Trump derived great pleasure from

nailing an enemy's head to the floor.

"We understand, Mr. Williamson, that your punishment

for being fired at The Atlantic is to have your next

article published in Commentary.  Isn't that rather

cruel and unusual?"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #169

Gina Haspel, She-Wolf of the CIA

Founder of the Society for the Promotion of Cruelty to Dogs

So Many Shiny Objects to Bat, So Little Time!

Ian Fleming described James Bond as having "a cruel-

looking mouth."  The famous author never met Dick Cheney,

but had he, he would have doubtlessly described the former

Vice-President's mouth in the same way.

Imagine an eternity where all warmongers who have ever lived

had to walk down row after row of photographs of their victims.

Would this not be the Paradise of the Cruel?