Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Signs Bill Requiring 

Public Schools to Set Aside at Least One Minute of Silence 

for Children to Meditate or Pray to Busy God

"Does he...or doesn't he? Only his hairdresser knows for sure."

Dan Piraro got his hair styled on the

Eighteenth Day of Zappadan.

Representative John Shimkus (R-IL) still believes Dan
Piraro is primarily responsible for getting him promoted
from Family Circus into Congress. Mr. Piraro, creator of
Bizarro, denies any involvement with the transaction.