The only thing surprising about Marjorie Taylor Greene's divorce

 is that it took her husband 27 years to realize he had made a mistake.

J. D. Vance argues that violent, unhappy marriages should 

not end in divorce.  For the sake of the children?  No, for the 

sake of the sadomasochism.

Married and divorced four times, Nonagenarian Billionaire

is re-entering the marriage market.

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Jennifer Heinl Loses Job,

Husband, and Freedom:  a Perfect Trifecta

First-Term Republican Congressman Says He

Needed to Spend More Time with His Guns

After 27 years, Bill and Melinda Gates

had a meeting of minds.

Rush Limbaugh has had four marriages, three divorces, 

and no children. What a Studmuffin!

 New Palin Family Values Reality Television Show 

in the Works

Now that Trump has started calling Fox News 'Fake News',

one wonders how long it will be before he ditches Fox for a 

younger network, like, say, One America News.  At the same

time, Melania should be watching her back, because it looks

like Sarah is making her move.

"It sucks to be hated," laments Louise Linton.  It must

suck even more to be Steve Mnuchin's third wife.

Genealogists hate people like Kim Davis.

With two marriages and two divorces

under her belt, Kimberly Guilfoyle, late

of Fox News, is now working on a possible

third marriage, this time to Donald

Trump, Jr., divorced father of five

young children.

Warm Scuzzies #812

John Schneider

Rudy Giuliani loves Women of Substance so much

he has married and divorced three of them.

Michael Cohen Sez: "People change their positions all the

 time, the way they change their wives."

Rudy Giuliani must be thinking of entering the 2020

 presidential race. He's buffing his résumé by 

divorcing his third wife.

Jesse Watters Divorced by His Wife After Cheating on Her 

with Fellow Fox Employee

With an approval rating of only 41%, Trump's marriage 

to America will skip the Honeymoon stage and go 

directly to Disillusionment, Misery, and Filing the 

Paperwork.

Brangelina?  Isn't that a brand of breakfast cereal?

"I just got a text from Marcus saying he's divorcing me.

Something must be wrong with my phone."