The only thing surprising about Marjorie Taylor Greene's divorce

 is that it took her husband 27 years to realize he had made a mistake.

Her:  "The sink is full of dirty dishes. When are you going

 to wash them?"

Him:  "I never wash dishes during a thunderstorm."

Her:  "But's there's not a cloud in the sky!"

Him:  "That's true, but I'm not taking any chances."

Doesn't this make his wife Kellyanne a 

cancer on the cancer on the Presidency?

Kellyanne Conway Melts Down When Asked 

About Her Husband’s Anti-Trump Tweets

Still Life with Adam, Fruit, and Obedient Eve

To celebrate her husband's birthday, Christy Sheats

used one of her 10 guns to murder her two daughters,

before the police shot and killed her.

Michelle Rhee Steps Aside as CEO of StudentsFirst,

Her Next Project to Be Called HusbandFirst

Yikes!  Dana Loesch has a husband!

Some women say they are more aroused by 

a pair of new shoes than they are by their

husbands.

“By the way, Republicans don’t have a problem 

with women.  They have a problem with un-

married women who think, ‘No, we don’t 

need national defense, we need our birth 

control paid for.’  And why? Because 

single women look at the government 

as their husbands.”  

"Should we assume, Ms. Coulter, you're

 not in that category?"

"Yes, I'm an Ugly Duchess and I don't

need birth control."

"Generally speaking, ma'am, it's considered poor form

to shoot your husband again, once he's down."

Wives:  as the trial of Chef David Viens has shown, if 

your husband brings home a pot like this, saying, "I'm

gonna cook up a mess of red beans," don't believe him.

Mitt Romney's BFF Pat Robertson Sez:  "If your wife has

no respect for you as head of the house, you could become 

a Muslim, move to Saudi Arabia,  and beat her."

Bye-Bye Jesse, Hello Gabrielle!

Husband of Seven Wives Says Five Wives Vodka "Only 

80 Proof, Not Nearly Strong Enough to Get Me Through 

a Whole Week's Worth of Wives"

Rush Limbaugh Sez:  "Everybody has an angry ex-spouse. 

But I'm so rich, I can afford to have three of them!"

Ted Haggard and Gary Busey to Trade Wives

on Celebrity Wife Swap; "It's the Christian

Thing to Do," Say Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice

Meghan Stapleton, Top Palin Aide, Resigns to Spend

More Time with a 'Saint' and a 'Precious Miracle'

The ChiliPad™ is the ideal solution for frigid

wives and hot-to-trot husbands who sleep

in the same bed.

She wouldn't trust her husband as far as she could
throw him. And that was pretty far.