Herman Cain Redivivus

Zombie Herman Cain Spotted in

Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan

It's Not Nice to Fool Around with Mother Nature

Maskless in Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan

Could be worse.  Could be Bolton of 

Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan

Is another 'National Emergency' just around the corner?

Herman Cain Sez:  "The more toppings a man has

 on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is."

Trump Wants the Man with the 9-9-9 Plan from 

Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan to Sit on the

 Federal Reserve Board

In these times, 'Black Republican' is an oxymoron---

with emphasis on the 'moron'.

Herman Cain says when anyone questions his loyalty 

to America, all he has to do is push his Patriot Button.

Herman Cain and Ben Carson are rumored to own

this shirt.

Zaq Landsberg Declares Statehood, Has Plans for 

Saber-Rattling As Soon as He Can Afford One

What Herman Cain wants to know is:  do studies show that

more babies are conceived on 'Hump Day' than on any other

day of the week?

"Now that I've signed on with Fox News, Joe, I'll put

in a good word for you the next time Mr. Ailes asks me 

to recommend a plumber."

The Good News:  God evolves.

The Bad News:  He has only reached the Godfather 

Pizza Hominid Stage.

Godfather Reunited with Godson After 39 Years

Shih-Zu Just Got Real!  Seven Psychopaths

in Theatres Now!

Build Your Own Douche Kabob

Herman Cain is saying that he'd probably have a “substantial

 lead” on President Barack Obama at this point, had he been 

the Republican nominee.  Asked why, Cain replied:  "I have

 some depth to my ideas, like '9-9-9'."

Interviewed at the Values Voters Summit, American 

revolutionary William Temple said, ”We picked probably 

the weakest candidate we could. Someone like a Herman 

Cain or a Michele Bachmann would have ’em fired up.”

When asked why the Republican Party picked the weakest

candidate, all Temple would say was, "One if By Land, 

Two if By Sea."