Allen West Sez: "Yesterday my wife, Angela, and I 

underwent monoclonal antibody infusion therapy at 

Advance ER in Dallas."

[Each monoclonal antibody infusion

costs between $2,000 to $3,000.]

A shot of Hydroxychloroquine with an Ivermectin 

chaser ought to fix him right up.

Allen West Sez:  "Here in the state of Texas, we have 

a system of taxation that is really based upon 

Karl Marx's communist planks in the 

Communist Manifesto."

One would think Texas has enough native nutjobs

that it wouldn't have to import them from Florida.

First Florida, then Texas:  this boll weevil is still

looking for a home.

Allen West, Seditious Carpetbagger

Remember Allen West?  Well, he was

spat out of Florida like a watermelon

seed and landed in the Lone Star State

as chairman of the Texas GOP.  And

he's crazier than ever.

In these times, 'Black Republican' is an oxymoron---

with emphasis on the 'moron'.

Allen West is the political equivalent of the 

Herpes Simplex Virus: once it enters the

 system, it's there to stay.

Allen West says he owns three pistols, two shotguns, and

an AR-15.  He also says he has discovered a way to use

them all simultaneously, just by sticking out his tongue

and wiggling his ears.

As it turned out, the solution to Allen West's anger issues

was really pretty simple.

What Allen West at first thought was a collision with 

Sharia Law turned out to be a close encounter with 

Walmart Law.  Nonetheless, he still saw it as another 

ominous sign of Christian persecution.

Allen West Named CEO of National Center for

Plagiarism Analysis

Rude Rhymes #69

Ugly Fest

Allen West

What Allen West Turns Into When He Hears

'America the Beautiful' Sung in Some 

Language Other Than English

Allen West Sez:  “The left tries to win the women’s vote by

 talking from the waist down, and I tried to win the women's 

vote by talking from the waist up.  That obviously isn't my

 better half, because I lost."

The Wild Wild West Rides Again

When Recounts Fail

The Politico Illustrated #29

'West digs in'

Mount Baggermore