"He's a real nowhere man

Sitting in his nowhere land

Making all his nowhere plans for nobody."

"Yesterday

All my troubles seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, yesterday is a hard word for me."

In a Relationship

Freedom Convoy's New Beatlesque Theme Song

John Durham's Got Talent

"It's really just people being foolish," 

says Rocky Raccoon.

As Moscow Mitch Gently Weeps

It Was Four Years Ago

But Seems Like 20 Years

"I'm a loser

And I'm not what I appear to be."

So Tired, He Hasn't Slept a Wink

Trump doesn't walk so much as lumber.

To think we once believed

the walrus was Paul.

As Seth Meyers says, "Time for a Closer Look."

Lying for Trump Is Hard Work

Games Senators Play

"I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink

I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink."

"Let me tell you how it will be

There's one for you, nineteen for me

'Cause I'm the Tariff Man, yeah, 

I'm the Tariff Man."

The Trump Family Satirizing the Mothers of Invention

Satirizing the Beatles

Stephen Miller Escorted by Blue Meanies from the Set of

State of the Onion

"I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink

I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink."