Kellyanne Conway Showing What Your Right Arm Is For

Know Your Trumpian Anatomy

According to Trumpian Anatomy, where most of us have

what is called a 'nose', Megyn Kelly has a 'wherever'.

Anatomical Chart in Dr. Paul's Office

Fox News Map of No-Go Erogenous Zones

in Paris

"Yes, Governor Romney, this is called a 

'spine', something you're probably not

familiar with."

"Mommy, why does Ross Douthat argue about

ladies' private parts almost every week in the

New York Times?"

Carl Sandburg once described Chicago as

'The City of the Big Shoulders'. Were he to

describe Herman Cain, it would be 'The

Candidate of the Little Shoulders'.

"For the most part, my body is pretty much like everybody

else's.  This, for example, is what is called the 'Head'."

"Yow! Don't forget my leg bone is connected to my knee

bone!  And my knee bone is connected to my thigh bone!

And my thigh bone is connected to my hip bone!  And my

hip bone is connected to my groin bone!"

Although you probably won't be aware of it at

the time, the most important things which

happen to you today will happen inside

your body, not outside.

If you had to become a part of your body, which part
would you choose to be? Your feet? Not likely. But
why is that?

Much more unsightly than cellulite, a Devo Saddle appears

without warning and is virtually impossible to exuviate.

If the Duchess of Cornwall cracked one more joke about his

pinky ring, the Prince of Wales was going to give her a right

proper caning. The mere thought of it made the more than

forty sphincters in his royal body tighten.

The funny spherical thing on top of the tire gauge is

hollow and is commonly called McCain's Occiput.

The elbow is one of the hardest working, yet least

attractive, features of the human body. Scholars of the

human frame tend to rank it just slightly above or below

the unsightly knee.

"Sheesh, bro, you've got the most deviated

septum I've ever seen!"

"How do you keep going, Mr. President, given the unpopularity

of the war and the general assault on your policies?" Without

flinching, the President placed his right hand over his liver and

answered, "Because, like Barry Goldwater said long ago,

in my heart, I know I'm right."

"You're absolutely right, comrade! The leg bone is connected to

the knee bone, the knee bone is connected to the thigh bone,

and the thigh bone is connected to the hip bone. Never before

in all my years in the Russian army have I seen such an
 intricate piece of machinery!"

Without warning, two of the specimens in Guenther von
Hagens' Body Worlds exhibition sprang to life, 
exclaimed "Gotta go!" and sprinted toward 
the men's room.